The Horror The Horror!

Well we had our first librarian meeting/chicken dance. We had to hire two new librarians, neither which are under 50 years old, or very warm women. Alas when I was walking to the building for the meeting I spotted another woman walking up to the building.

She was wearing the highest waisted MOM jeans I have seen in the last 8 years!! It was pretting horrifying. Not only were they mom jeans but they were green mom jeans...

And to my utter horror, she was one of the new librarians....

Sammy is the New Farrah

I had to stifle a giggle today when Sammy came in. Instead of the 80's perm she usually rocks, she has this weird feathered Farrah Fawcet circa Charlie's Angels haircut. Soon I am expecting a 60's era beehive.

Let The Witching Begin: or Get Over Yourself

Sooo it's been a long hot summer spending waayy too much time with my parents. Fabulous shopping has occured and new computers abound. T-minus 15 days til invasion.

Well one of our librarians had retired at the end of last year. She was in great need of retirement. She drove me crazy with her non-stop complaining and lack of flexibility. Well another librarian who has been in the district a while has risen in her place.

She's already complaining about the new computers and how the screen is so too small and is demanding a bigger screen. Shut up! Be glad you have a computer.

This year is the first summer I have only gone in once before school started. The work they were doing in the school has left my library in shambles. Plus the onset of these new computers breeds stupid questions. I just can't go in yet.

The only thing that is making me curious is the prospect of Sammy's ugly summer wear. I see acid washed shorts in her future...